The Neverending Story

Part Duex

10 May
External Services:
  • almosthuman@livejournal.com
  • JustAFixation
  • Jibbah Jabbah?
Read this: A little necessary Dawledge (A combination of David and knowledge,… sounds weird, right?!)
If you do not like rambling or Tom Selleck (with and without the mustache) you may not enjoy this blog. Don't say I didn't warn you.

First of all, let me start this by saying this is my journal….that is kinda like the “I want to spread the love and bring the world together so every single person that somehow tolerates my child-like, asinine, third grade reading level (and 2nd grade spelling), somewhat lowbrow sense of humor and requests me as a friend will be added" blog...or, in other words, my first official "I have no life and nothing better to do at work then write bullshit and chat on messenger, blog.”
PHEW...DEEP BREATH...okay, moving on.

A few little details about this particular area of Dahveed-land:

1. My name is David Hernandez, I'm from San Jose, Ca via my mama's womb. I like meeting new people and like alianting random people at any point in time. I wear a size 11 shoe, and am somewhat of a writer (okay, not really, but since I am writing this then technically, at least at this present moment.
numero dos...

2. This journal has been active for over 4 years. Its a silly little slice of entertainment, probably only funny to small children, overly medicated nursing home prisoners...ummm, I mean "retirees", and hyenas (who, as we all know, laugh at anything), but do me a favor and read back if you get a chance. I would really appreciate it and so would the person you care about most in the world. Seriously. I know him/her and he/she told me that if you checked it out he/she would consider it a person favor. I swear, ask him/her. He'll/She'll back me up on this one, I promise.

3. I want EVERYONE on LJ to be a part of this little adventure that I call life…and would love to make some friends along the way. [Please don't hate me with the fury of a thousand demons if offend you] I promise that if we met on the street I would gladly give you a hug and buy you some cotton candy.

So that's my little story, thanks for taking the time to read it. Let's keep the love alive, give high fives to everyone we meet, and go swimming whenever we damn well please. That "Wait thirty minutes after you eat" is just a ploy used by adults to take naps after lunch instead of having to watch us! Let the revolution begin...

Keep on truckin'
David J.

First and foremost....
If your like me and feel stupid and wierd about commenting in a journal and asking to be added... THEN... just add me and I'll eventually notice and add you back.
No questions, no ackward diliberation.

Plain and simple


I like reading other people's journals...just like a cat by the glass window that likes to watch people do their daily routine.

By adding different individuals from different walks of life, I get to glimpse into the mind of people that makes the world an interesting world to live in.

Now, some info about me.

My name is David.
I am 22 years old.
I live in San Jose.
I work at San Jose State University.
I go to school [sometimes] at Evergreen Valley College.
I am a homo.... or as Eric likes to say it ... a "nelly fag"

This journal often contains:
(+) lewd content and images, including images that may be innapropriate for underage viewers
(+) vulgar language
(+) graphic descriptions of a sexual nature
(+) details of a rather mudane life
(+) the rantings, ravings, and whinings of your typical angsty sexually frustrated [and questionable] male.

I dont censor myself. But I do welcome comments.
I am not looking for arguements, but I am down for a good debate.

I am usually on AIM or AOL:

Just A Fixation

now, some stuff about me..

I am complicated. Psycho. Odd. and wierd. and those are
some of my better qualities. I love to be loved and hate to be hated.
I have tons of self esteem, but hate myself. I like things
planned out, but hate making plans, I tend to be most
productive when I am skipping work and school. I don't like
to be smothered, but then when I am not around anybody i
feel alone. I am just complicated.


 The word "Wazzup" or anything like that.
 People that are drama.
 The song, “Who let the dogs out”
 People that always type with Caps Lock on.
 Drivers thinking that they always have the right
 The humming sound that the computer make.
 Spam mail.
 Spam (the food) Yuck!.
 People that pretent to know what I am talking
 Call waiting, It always beeps in when you don't
want it
 People that drive with there head lights on in the
 People that smother me
 People that don't give me enough attention
 Unnecessary body hair
 Bad hair days
 cuddling
 Telemarketers [Even though I was one for a while]
 Having someone tell me things about my self like I
don't know already.
 Getting a call late at night and they hang up right
when I wake up. If you call me that late wait for me to
 Rude people
 hangovers
 TV commercials.


• Hot showers.
• Making others happy.
• Stars.
• Sleeping in.
• Cheez-its.
• Sunflower Seeds
• Vanessa Marcil
• My Computer
• My cell phone
• People that understand me. [Soul-mates.. bitch mates.. fag hags]
• People that I feel like I have known for years… but
just met.
• Lifetime [Television for women]
• Honest people
• Biting my nails.
• Evian Water

Marriage is love.

Some Quotes:

"This is the story of a man named David...who lived and died, and whom one day himeself would know th secret of heaven.

That each life affects the other ...and the other affects the next.

And the world is full of storys...but the stories are all one."

-5 people we meet in heaven

Nobody is born with anger.
We build it over the years with the things we don't say...and the things we bury.
When we die..the soul is free'd of it..and then we can see the truth.

-5 people

You asked what was wrong and I smiled and said ...nothing.
Then I turned around and whispered..... everything.

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.•´* ~David

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Will & Grace Is Love.

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